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Dolls kill shoes5/8/2023 ![]() ![]() If you’re planning on wearing this in outer space, you might be a little cold. ![]() The makers even decorated the outfit with an adorable “Let’s Get Baked” and plant graphics! We think they must be fresh herbs, making this whole ensemble perfect for baking in the kitchen with Grandma. Thank goodness this baker outfit comes with a purse and a tiny apron. Is there anything sexier than combating ignorance by learning about where your goods come from, and confronting the many moving parts that go into the creation of products that we take for granted? We didn’t think so. Everybody knows that milkshakes bringing all the boys to the yard, so why not go straight to the source? But don’t let that get you down! Nothing can stop you. But our very next thought was, “hehe, Boob Ross.” So, we’re leaning into it.įor this Sexy Bob Ross costume (which we will have confusing dreams about for the next year), they note that the paint brush isn’t included. We were so ready to pass judgment for trying to sexify a famously wholesome figure. We still can’t find all the Scrabble letters from the last time. And the rest of the costume for any time you want to walk unbothered through NYC.Īre you dressing up as a seahorse or is it trying to merge with your head? Asking for a friend. The best part about this prickly pear costume is that you can reuse the fascinator for a Derby Party. We’re banning you from watching Annabelle.Īnd here we were thinking that the sexiest version of Wario possible was Elon Musk’s version.Ĭlarice, have you seen my brain purse anywhere? Clarice? If you ever looked at the creepy character in Trick or Treat and said, why can’t I dress up as a sexy version of that, now’s your chance. Technically we guess this Pokemon costume counts as gym attire. Is this a nightmare within a nightmare? Does Christopher Nolan have the rights to that? Giant fuzzy foot things that look like Gumby going through puberty? No thank you, and no thanks again. Go go gadget get our flip flops after wearing these tight black vinyl boots all night. But sexualizing a pencil? Come on! Everyone knows it should have been a pen. It doesn’t even come with a burger?! Send it back. We’re still having nightmares about that Cheetara catsuit from five years ago. Even though this version doesn’t come with any.ĭespite the fact that this ghost with the most costume also looks like a referee who’s been stuck watching the same game of badminton for 100 years, we kind of love the zipper functionality. Seeing this makes us so happy that Michael Keaton wore pants for his costume. ![]() It is, however, really making our deodorant work. But Sexy Weed? We’re not totally familiar with that strain, and the plastic wrap dress isn’t really doing it for us. When this costume isn’t making us think of Spot the Dog (you see it too, right?!), it’s making us crave a cookie…one that doesn’t have belly button lint on it. (Hot, because it’s fresh out of the oven. Sexy Cookie Costumeįood may be one of our love languages, but this isn’t getting us as hot and bothered as a warm cheese pizza does. At this rate, maybe next year we’ll see a hot Pufferfish on the market.Įither way, here’s the worst sexy costumes that you know someone is going to buy last minute this Halloween.Ģ5 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Really Shouldn’t Exist 1. If you’ve ever wanted to get up close and personal with a cactus, now is your chance. But sometimes, these costumes are offensive. Morticia, Barbie, a sexy mouse… whatever your fancy. Halloween can be a great time to dress up in a sexy Halloween costume.
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