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Warhammer 40k memes5/5/2023 ![]() Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants - and far, far worse. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the Tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. ![]() Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. ![]() Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of His inexhaustible armies. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. It’s the sound his boots make when he wades through his fallen enemies.Ģ019 has been a year of amazing new GW products and a helping dose of rules."It is the 41st Millennium. ‘Bout time the Black Templars got brought up to speed! What it’s like shooting overcharged plasma at something that’s already -3 to hit Khorne cares not from where the blood flows. If they keep hanging around, they’ll surpass everybody else. On the bright side, they’re the most tech-savvy race in terms of age. The only reason why they haven’t been wiped out yet is that they’re cannon fodder for another enemy to fight. The Tau are just a speck in terms of galactic empires. I think I hear the Inquisitor at the door. Too bad it’ll be a 20-minute adventure for them both The biggest Teddybear of the Imperium was also the scariest One of the first words a person says when they see a Doomscythe is that it looks like a crescent roll… Here are some of the funniest ones we’ve spotted for 2019. These are hilarious!Ĭoming from all kinds of sources across the web, there are some hilarious 40k fans out there that bring their humor to memes. Check out the 12 best Warhammer 40k memes from 2019 that were made by the hobby community.
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